absolute imbecile

the types of people who don't like Numberblocks

Mark is an absolute imbecile.

by theamazingtritri October 28, 2021

Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021

Absolute peckhead

Someone who has a skinny frame with ginger hair.

Person 1: fuck off lad I'll stab ya
Person 2 : oh Ben mate stop being an absolute peckhead

by Jimmy savie September 5, 2021

absolute unit

A man or woman of exceptional body mass, size, and/or corpulence.

Liverpool BMX president Neil Cameron said, despite the name, Kama Kazi is a "lovely bloke", "great with the kids" and also an "absolute unit".

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

Abil Fayz

Abil Fayz is the best boy I have ever met. I love him so much<3!! He’s very funny, handsome, intelligent and kind person. He always writes me different cute messages. He makes me happy💓!! This boy is very attractive. He supports me and call me “dear” or something like this. I love him. And I want to be near him always

Abil Fayz

by vv0ry November 21, 2021

Abil

he is intelligent and kind. he does not like competition, think twice whether its worth it to gamble his heart away. shhh, keep it quite since he's the type that can easily be easily hurted from you. Always, i mean ALWAYS! keep your eye on him, since the moment you lost him, he will skyrocketed and went far beyond you. But don't test his patience, as once you lost it twice, it will be almost impossible to make up, be kind and supportive, because you want to do whatever you want to be beside him, once you are in his heart, his unwavering love and care to you will always be yours, but keep your eyes open, you dont want to hurt his heart.

"why don't abil text me anymore ? i miss him so much"
"how can he not be? You goes with another men twice already! No wonder he is different towards you now"

by ur lovely jasmine November 22, 2021

Abilaash

A guy with a good heart for people that are in need, such as if someone is being bullied or attacked ABILAASH would help that person.

But some bad things about Abilaash is that he’s not very bright but he’s a great man

I heard Max had a rough time in P.E. yesterday, I'm gonna be Abilaash today

by FirewallBrick November 22, 2021