When you try to give your friend the finger but someone else sees and thinks its intended for them. A misinterpreted flip off.
by Jackinahatbat December 05, 2015
This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.
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by Keenan Henderson December 21, 2021
John Cena has a uni-ab. Look it up
by puepluvr69 August 21, 2015
The act of throwing up in one's mouth, then having to swallow it after seeing, hearing or experiencing something physically upsetting. Everyone has abed at least once in their life time.
Sam calls his friend John over to come look at the maggot infested corpse of a dead body he just discovered.
Sam: Yo John, come look at this!!!
John: *while looking at the body, abeing* dude wtf!?
Sam: Bro did you just abe?
John: Ya
Sam: Ha ha ha man you're so weak!
Sam: Yo John, come look at this!!!
John: *while looking at the body, abeing* dude wtf!?
Sam: Bro did you just abe?
John: Ya
Sam: Ha ha ha man you're so weak!
by Professor Abe December 11, 2013