November 23

The day I get out of quarantine because I was exposed

Bestie: Hey when will you be back in school?
Me: November 23 you should know this by now
Bestie: Sorry I just miss you so much
Me: My mom has to live in an RV and i wear a mask around my own house
Bestie: but..why
Me: sOciAl dIstAnCInG even tho its my house
Bestie: CHILE-

by Nov 23 November 11, 2020

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October 23

Give Wesley head day. You must give all human males names Wesley head on this day.

Hey it’s October 23. Give Wesley head

by Danny Glover XD October 16, 2019

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February 23

Whoever is born on this day will chew on plastic and if they dont they weren’t born on this day

Oh whys that girl chewing on plastic?
she was just born on february 23

by woopswoopdoop December 11, 2019

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23 skidoo

23 skidoo is code for "let's go smoke (weed)." Its double-meaning for "let's get out of here" makes it subtle enough for the non-participating members of the group. 23 was Michael Jordan's jersey number -- MJ for marijuana.

Other people: Blahblah blahblahboringblah.
Smoker: Well, we gotta 23 skidoo!

by lahlahlovely July 20, 2009

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