One shovel woman

Hitting a woman in the head/face with a shovel then starting to dig.

Marcus, did you meet the new stupid temp? She's totally a one shovel woman.

by eric from chicago March 29, 2009

Independent Woman

A woman who pays her own bills, buys her own things, and doesn't feel she needs a man's approval. Meanwhile, she complains that she can't find a man because there aren't enough good men out there. She also has a 1,000 point criteria list for what she wants in a man and feels like she deserves this kind of man because she can financially support herself. All the while she forgets that she can't be independent and interdependent (in a relationship) at the same time. Instead of realizing that she would need to change her mindset to find a man who fits even a fraction of that 1,000 point criteria, she blames society, her race, statistics, and virtually anything but herself for her situation.

Single Black Women Are Single Because They Feel Men Want an Independent Woman

by Steve33324 June 6, 2011

a whole lotta woman

a lyric from a popular AC/DC song, "Whole Lotta Rosie"

"You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie"

by Metaka December 25, 2002

Rat Woman

The woman that comes in ten minutes before Papa Murphy's closes and asks if they have any extra pizzas left over. If they don't have exactly what she wants she snubs 'em. She looks like a rat.

Do you have the combo pizza left over with out onions? You don't? What kind of place is this? I'm not gonna buy any left over pizzas tonight.

Damn rat woman.

by poo poo August 2, 2003

womanar

Woman's cheat detector. It is the way your girl friend know that you are seeing another woman.

My wife got class A womanar.

by Chinnawat January 30, 2008

Woffabanging

The collective word used to describe the activities used to pass time when pulling an all-nighter

Woffabanging online generally involves hyper activity and purposefully misspelled words such as happeh and ermahgerd.

1. I spent all last night woffabanging with my friends.

2. After woffabanging all night, my playlist is now four hours longer.

3. On Facebook: Me: ERMAHGERD WOFFABANGING IS SOO MUCH FUN! AHM SOO HAPPEH

Friend: Why are you typing like that?

Me: KUMQUAT!!

by Delmaria April 13, 2013

woman's 5 minutes

When women say 5 minutes but it is often longer it is a woman's 5 minutes.

Can also be used to refer to any amount of time that is likely to be much longer than stated up front.

Similar to male 6 inches.

Mary said that she would be ready in 5. Of course that is a woman's 5 minutes so we have time to watch the last quarter of the game.

by CLS 8888 December 16, 2016