Wisconsin Turkey

Tying your partner up on a table and putting turkey stuffing inside, fucking them and nutting in the turkey to mix it all up. Oil them up, best with green bay butter and eat it out of them.

Friend: “ hey bro what you doin for thanksgiving”
You: “ nothing much, just me and my girl having some Wisconsin turkey”
Friend: “that sounds good, what’s Wisconsin turkey?”
You: “ come over and have a taste”

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025

Wisconsin Double Stuffed

Big fat hairy cheesy pussy Midwestern women. Also known as Snow Cows in certain regions.

Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.

Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!

Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Wisconsin

A state that only has Summer for 30 minutes

"Dude it went from 85° to 20° degrees in a matter of mins...."

"Welcome to Wisconsin, John"

by Tornado dude September 7, 2021

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

wisconsin firedragon

A person that was uncontrollable ass squirts.

Guy: Want to have anal, babe?
Girl: It might be gross, I'm a Wisconsin Firedragon

by Chicken Little III January 22, 2015

Drinking Wisconsinibly

Drinking Wisconsinbly celebrates and preserves our Wisconsin state culture like no other. We know how to polka and how a true Brandy Old Fashioned should taste. We know that Friday nights are for fish frys and that the rest of the weekend is for tailgating. We swim in its lakes, drink in its taverns and dine in its supper clubs. We know Wisconsin, because we are Wisconsin. Also the concept of drinking early and continuing to drink until the wee hours of the morning. Somewhere between responsible and irresponsible drinking because of one's tolerance.

Mike starting drinking at 8am before the Packer game and continued to drink until bar close. Now that's Drinking Wisconsinibly

by Sooperfoodisfake February 14, 2025

Wisconsin Low-Five

When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.

Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!

by Liquardius Bartholomew Abrahm October 29, 2020