Wildebestie

An ugly friend who obliviously attempts to leave the friendzone(or wildlife preserve) to try and hook up with you. Derived from a combination of wildebeest and bestie.

"Who let that drunk wildebestie into my hotel room?"

"Dude kick her out before she leaves a mess all over the place."
"Too late she passed out, call Animal Control."

by Scoobydoo99 May 20, 2014

Wild Ben

Wild Ben is an all around wild person, he can not be tamed. He will do anything possible to prove he's the most bad ass crazy mofo you know. He looks harmless but when he is angry he will fuck shit up. A Wild Ben is most definitely an OG Bobby Johnson type of dude.

Look a Wild Ben has appeared

There goes Wild Ben

Wow Wild Ben is a OG Bobby Johnson type nigga

by Tommy_chong_the_second September 25, 2014

Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016

wild ahh

A wild ahh is an intriguing animal known to the Ahbanian forests. The ahhs have deer-like bodies with a memethical face.

Did you see that wild ahh yestahday? No? Oh, sucks to suck!

by kpazbill May 17, 2016

wild tangent

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose

considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve

by Sexydimma October 12, 2016

wild meadow

When a girl let's their lady garden run wild.

"Yo, that girl Jess I hooked up with last night had bare bush - it was a real wild meadow down there."

by Whimsical Jape February 9, 2017

wild cake

A woman defined as a cake which engages in a variety of sexual acts nearing on the extreme side

She has perused most fetishes . She's quite a wild cake .

by Yasir001 March 2, 2017