Wet Vagina

A wet vagina is a happy vagina. Some people like to touch the wet vagina. People also insert objects into the wet vagina.

Gee, I'd like to touch that wet vagina.

by vagina pro August 12, 2011

wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.

Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.

by dfu January 30, 2004

Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.

Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.

by Thadeus Dank November 20, 2010

Wet Peach

A man or woman’s booty/ass that has been ejaculated and(or) nutted on

Hanna: ooooh I have such a wet peach
Jim: thank god I pulled out in time

by BlackDiamond2000 November 28, 2019

wet dawn

When you strike the captains pose while letting your roast beef hang out in a seductive way while saying “I’m so wet”

Did you see the bar whore that did the wet dawn over there

by Mongostyle August 12, 2023

[wet] nelson

wet nelson is very similar to a wet willy, but instead of putting the wet finger in the ear, you put it in the nose

I was giving wet willies to Jill all day, then I surprised her with a wet nelson.

by jerrdine January 21, 2009

wet tism

An autistic person that is wet

Well Alice you’re a wet tism

by The_throngler October 21, 2023