by Dank_Harry April 14, 2018
The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021
person 1: “Boss, do you want me to shoot these enemys?”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”
person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”
person 3: “copy that.”
by Clay Spenser December 8, 2022
A wakee is a good looking guy who get all the girls. He is the best video game player and he is kind,loyal,responsible,and caring person in the world. He is also Brave not scared of anything or anyone. Wakee can treat a girl right buy her anything she want and make her feel safe by his side.This nice guy name wakee is a classic man.He always get money and never be broke if somebody ask him for money he will put a couple dollars in there pocket.Finally He has the biggest dick and know How to use it.He is very wise and super cool and smart also will have a good dream job
by Wakee November 26, 2018
A Chinese phrase meaning the smoke that follows the opium pipe or the state of being high that accompanies use of opium.
by Phoenix2305 May 29, 2012