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Bed wanker

One who masterbates in bed then rolls around repeatedly in one bodly fluid.
Dude you're a filthy bed wanker, full of crusty cum.
by The forbidden sacrifice. March 9, 2011
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Walkerbo

Legendary Blood Elf Warlock.

Evil is as evil does.

A warlock doesn't need to eat,drink, sleep or even breath. A warlock can subsist solely through the suffering of their enemies.

Behold those who have power, and who are not afraid to wield it. Behold... the warlocks

"Oderint Dum Metuant"
Translated from Latin it means; "Let them hate us, so long as they fear us."
Man that guy is a real Walkerbo.

Charlie Sheen is a warlock but Walkerbo is THE WARLOCK!
by Walkerbo October 22, 2011
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wankered

To be drunk beyond the point of even drunken rationality, one actually believes that inducing more alcohol will make them feel better
I got totally wankered last night and threw up over my brown brogues
by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005
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Bus Wankers

People who are standing at a bus stop as they are to poor to have a car.
(Driving past people standing at a bus stop)

Jay : Oi Bus Wankers!
by Sye5325 April 24, 2009
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Scott Walker

Governor of Wisconsin who is screwing more people than the neighborhood whore by silencing the voices of tens of thousands of Wisconsin Union workers. He is not even qualified to sub in my classroom but is running our state.
Hey, why is my classroom filled with 40 kids and I have to buy them school supplies from my own pocket? Blame the UNION BUSTER Scott Walker.
by pissed off union worker March 6, 2011
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Ebay wanker

A person who masturbates to pictures of used underwear auctions on ebay possibly because they cannot access any other internet porn or because they have a used underwear fetish.
"Pink silk panties size XX large, no reserve" -- Sounds like ebay wanker bait!
by Rut January 29, 2006
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wanker

A commonly used Australian/british/new zealand word used to describe a fuckball, jerk, asshole or jackass.
Another word for tosser, which is usually reffered to when someone is being a tool or a complete dick. The term is usually asscossiated with one who masturbates regularly. Often reffered to as having a wank, hence the term wanker (one who wanks).
mike:"oi dickhead move ya fuckin car outta the way...ya blockin the traffic ya fuckin wanker!"

Jack:"Yea have a wank will ya mate!"
by u r cool April 19, 2005
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