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MC Wimburz

MC wimburz also known as Matthew Wimbury is the biggest homo currently in the closet. He constantly acts sus around his friends trying to play it off as a joke but everyone knows he secretly wants to give his mate a rimmy. He is disturbing to be around because of this trait and makes men feel particularly uncomfortable when attending sleepovers. Fact has it that when getting changed in toilets at sleepovers he constantly tries to unlock the door for a cheeky peek.
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by Matthew Wimbury Fan March 26, 2021
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Full Wilber

Verb: 1) When a homosexual submissive Catholic gay becomes so enraged that he looses hit shit in no particular direction or at any particular person. 2) Jack Catholic having enraged hate sex with another homosexual.
Alex went Full Wilber on Aaron Saturday night.
by Be himble July 27, 2021
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Full Wilber

Verb: To aggressively have homosexual intercourse between two males.

To have aggressive outburst; childlike; man-child; homosexual meltdown/tantrum.

Full aggressive penetration between Catholic closeted homosexuals.
Alex went full wilber on his darling Aaron to show him who was king of their domain.
Alex was out on patrol to go full wilber tonight in the Castro.
by Be himble August 2, 2021
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dirty willbur

To be butt fucked then encountered by roommate and then have oral sex with a different roommate at the same time
then to be encountered by another different roommate and to cummed
allover while he is repetitively masturbating on top of your spine.
dad whats being dirty wilbured?
well it were you have sexual intercourse with multiple people
can i be dirty wilbured dad
are you sexually into men?
no...
well then you cant be dirty willbured
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Joseph Wilbert

A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”
Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?

Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.
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Joseph Wilbert

The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”
The boy: “ I want Patrick”

Sigma male: “G Chapo”

The man: “Thank you

Jj: Joseph Wilbert is me.”
by Themanwhomightbe May 6, 2022
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Dry Wilbert

It's basically a wet willy but with a dry finger!
Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?

What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!
by Ritequik 805 March 19, 2023
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