what's tea?

1. A way to greet your close friends
2. Another way to say "what's up"

(short for "what's the tea?")

"Hey sis, what's tea?"
"Shit, over it."

by ranbamfam October 23, 2018

what zero pussy does to a mf

A good way to roast someone on Twitter.

"what zero pussy does to a mf"
insert picture of the person you wanna roast here

by LeoTheGuy September 10, 2021

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

A humorous and annoying way to answer a phone call. The phrase derives from the movie "Elf," and is often used to keep telemarketers from calling a person's house, although this is not the phrase's only use. A twist between a prank call and an answering machine, the phrase is popular on sites such as MyLifeIsAverage.com.
NOTE: "Buddy the elf" is said as the name of the receiver, not the caller.

*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Telemarketer: Uh...
*Telemarketer hangs up and never calls the house again*

Alternate response:
*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Receiver's friend/Caller: Black.
Receiver: Black isn't a color, it's a shade.
*argument about if black is a color*

by RC Michaels December 21, 2010

What's the skinny

A request for the short version (skinny version) of a story or event.

What's the skinny on that bank robbery downtown today?
3 guys shot up the place and made off with 3 mill in cash.

by JimmyIreland August 17, 2013

What everyone seems to be

omg its a double blue text haha im so funny

What everyone seems to be dfhsdjkghdskgdhfkghgkdfh

by QwertyManWasTaken June 9, 2021

what the fudge

when you want to say 'what the fuck' but you have children around you.

Dad: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: dont swear daddy

by lschi1 August 24, 2015

what the fuck is juice?

Usually a minority not understanding what fruit juice is; referring to grape drink or orange drink.

My friend Dave Chappelle came over. I asked did he want some refreshments, like grape juice. His response. "what the fuck is juice"? What the fuck is juice?

by daveyboy256 March 26, 2010