Wet Vagina

A wet vagina is a happy vagina. Some people like to touch the wet vagina. People also insert objects into the wet vagina.

Gee, I'd like to touch that wet vagina.

by vagina pro August 12, 2011

wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.

Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.

by dfu January 30, 2004

Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.

Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.

by Thadeus Dank November 20, 2010

Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

wet kenny

When one guy has sexual intercourse when another guy's foot pussy while giving that same guy a blowjob.

Doug is going to wet kenny John tonight.

by The MurMan August 25, 2019

Wet Pastry

When it's really humid, and you stick your penis in a cannoli.

What did you do last night?
I made a Wet Pastry
nice

by boomboomguy November 9, 2018

Wet Chilli

A close relative to the Wet Willy. The act of sticking one's wet finger into the chilli ring. Aka the asshole.

~~(~> o )

"Gross dude. I bent over and you totally gave me a wet chilli!!! I'm never showering with you again.."

"Whats up dude?! (Surprise Wet Chilli) Eww gross did you have Mexican food??"

by Cheech and Schlong December 26, 2011