weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.

Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.

by reporter September 30, 2012

lost weekend

that friend we all have who is constantly too hammered to function.

"Sarah is such a lost weekend. Everytime she drinks with us, she is a shit storm."

by Chelleybelleyy March 18, 2017

Hat Trick Weekend

Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.

I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.

by Shoresey January 19, 2021

Weekends are for the pets

Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.

In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.

Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.

Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.

by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021

Weekend Warrior

Weekend Warrior is a Swiss groove-metal band, which has come to moderate success in region of Aarau in recent years. The band was founded in 2012 and consists of 5 school friends. Their trademarks are their energetic live performances and their strong technical abilities (in comparison to other young local bands).

"Yo, dude, did you see Weekend Warrior last Saturday? They were totally brutal, man!"
"The guy who is passed out under the bar is Weekend Warrior's bassist."

by Stahlhart in die Fresse February 23, 2017

Blackout weekend

Party every night starting on Friday night going to Monday morning.

“Hey Brad let’s throw a blackout weekend”

by FistingMySister9000 May 8, 2020

Weekend

Basically a time of week where you go out have sex and wake up the next morning pissed

Coming out this weekend

by Weekend April 9, 2016