Walmart Syndrome

The condition of thinking it's okay to mindlessly walk out in front of cars whenever you want, whether you've acknowledged the passing vehicle or not.

Driver: "Hey! That asshole just walked out in front of me!"
Passenger: "Don't mind them, they just have Walmart Syndrome."

by sethro57 January 16, 2024

Walmart stores

Any Walmart.

I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmarted

To purchase an item, use it, and then return it.

I walmarted a hammer so I could finish my project.

by sempd September 11, 2021

Walmart skateboard

The worst fucking skateboards ever.

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys

by Shizenkai November 13, 2016

Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

Walmart

A place where you can find all of your white trash items

Let's go to Walmart jumbo

by What's urban dicktionary March 11, 2017

Walmartitis

State of being fed up with working for walmart.

The stress of working for walmart causes a case of walmartitis

by Capricornmom June 6, 2015