Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.
Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.
by Chase Welch October 24, 2011
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Woo vision

Random man: Wow it’s woo vision

Random man’s wife: that’s hot I wish you were in woo vision
by Stickymickey147 November 01, 2022
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jumbo vision

the ability to look far into the future; farsightedness.
We need such leaders as are gifted with jumbo vision.
by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010
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titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.
I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!
by Wyatt Gornick November 19, 2015
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Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
by Brittlebear March 16, 2024
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Cookie o Vision

A downloaded film passed off as good quality yet contains multiple heads bobbing across screen and shady camera work
This is poor it must be Cookie o Vision
I'm not watching it if it's in Cookie o Vision
by SugarPlumWitch June 21, 2015
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Vida X Vision

Vida X Vision stands for life's unknown future it can also be used on a person that is filled with "wonder"
Guy:wonder where we do we go when we all fall asleep
Girl:ah you are just so vida X Vision
by Lithuania March 18, 2022
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