Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 16, 2022

Valentine

Something you'll never get

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.

by urmami69 February 21, 2022

valentine/julian

REALLY REALLY COOL AND HOT AND ATTRACTIBE GHUY!!!!!!! he leiks gacha heat and gacha life....(and south aprk!!) one of thge best peopl youll evber meet 🤤

person 1: not all men.
person 2: youre right, valentine/julian could never.

by eryrlk April 4, 2022

Valentine (Val)

An Emo boy who writes books about gay people

Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

valentine2based

Valentine2based is an artist/rapper that is really cool. You can find him on Spotify

Valentine2based can see everything from his lifeguard stand

by Bootylord23 August 21, 2022

VALENCIES

Valentino Designer gear; bags, shoes, coats, and shirts

GIRL MY MAN GOT ME THE BRAND NEW VALENCIES!!”
“WHAT HE GET YOU?”
“GIRL THIS CUTE PINK MELLISSA SOCK SNEAKERS!!”

by Melissalikey December 16, 2022

Valentine

The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.

Jag off : Valentine is so hot

Horte: I know right! She’s so pussypop slay queen

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022