vale

A headress worn by Arabic women.

That white girl wouldn't shut up so I told her to put her vale up.

by JOE December 17, 2004

vale chusto

It's an expression used to make others acknowledge the fact that you don't honestly care about the situation, that the outcome is worth a piece of crap to you.

Me vale chusto. = I don't give two shits.

by Chusto July 16, 2014

Exxon Valdez

Diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.

"Dude you just Exxon Valdezed on to your first date" what were you thinking??

by joseph Hazelwood December 15, 2008

Dragon vale

A mobile game that has decent ratings and that is played by people with no brain cells skill or purpose.

I went to E3 this year, my favorite game was dragon vale.

Oh really what panel was it in?

The mobile games panel labeled "huge disasters for the mobile industry." They made the game sound great!

by Diathalos March 22, 2017

valena

Valena-a person who manipulates and connives without regard for their well being or feelings. someone who sleeps around and then deceives those who it would damage.arrogant and sociopathic,promiscuity,

that guys such a fool ,his girlfriend is such a Valena.

by dickupine September 26, 2015

valved

To have it up the arse (roughly).

Man 1: Where you been squire?
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better

by Roy Orbison January 3, 2007

Valvesnoot

A piece of dried snot that forms a valve inside your nose

that opens and closes as you breathe in and out.

No matter how hard I blow my nose I can't get rid of this valvesnoot.

by 12013117 August 16, 2014