watervessell on twitter

watervessell on twitter is an amazing person. he gets many females and he is pretty cool! hes very handsome and i love him. hes the best thing to happen to the app Twitter. Hes sooo funny and makes me laugh with every tweet!

"OMG BABE! wake up new tweet from watervessell on twitter!"

by poggerspog November 2, 2020

Twitter Nap

to "nap" with a warm, comfy blanket and not to sleep but instead, tweet.

I'm tired, but I only have a couple hours til work so I'll just take a twitter nap.

by brenjadeb August 18, 2012

Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015

Twitter-Woke

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.

Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"

by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023

twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

twitter creeper

An account on the social media site Twitter that has no profile picture or tweets. This person sometimes even protects or locks their "tweets" even though they have none to begin with. Then they go around creepily following random people or pick out certain people to follow that catch their eye for who knows what reason. When a person checks their followers and sees a twitter creeper following them, it usually gives them a very uneasy feeling considering the fact that they just don't know who is behind that account. They could be a dangerous stalker or a harmless spammer, either way you just don't know. The best thing to do when a twitter creeper follows you is to block them to put your mind at ease.

"Oh look, another twitter creeper is following me. No tweets, no profile picture, and their account is protected. But yet they are following 200 people. I'm sure no one's creeped out by that."

by MsMello September 27, 2014

Twitter-fit

Pitching a fit on Twitter.

The President pitched another Twitter-fit this morning.

by Preacher-Man December 21, 2018