by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011
Get the Peaking Turtle mug.Practical joke: To empty the contents of a backpack, flip it inside-out, then finish off by putting the contents back and zipping it up. Done when owner of backpack is unaware until later.
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When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match
by Mr Pie007 February 17, 2010
Get the Turtle Catting mug.this is the same as your regular awkward turtle except one will flip his hands upside down. this creates a turtle as though it were on its back and unable to move. this may only be used in super awkward moments which happen very rarely in life.
telling a mom joke in a group to someone who's mom is actually dead, and the only person that doesn't know his mom is dead is the joke teller. this situation would invite you to use the super awkward turtle.
by daniel w. p. March 6, 2007
Get the super awkward turtle mug.Where one, separates their four fingers into two to create a 'v' shape and uses it as foreplay on a woman. Two of the fingers for the vagina and two for the anus. Otherwise known as 'the shocker.'
by Rory Turtle Paw November 13, 2009
Get the Turtle Paw mug.the first shit that you pump out of your ass after a rock hard cock has been in it, causing bleeding such that the tip of the shit is coated in red blood.
she told me to pull out cause she was gonna drop a red turtle in my mouth, but instead she smeared it all over my chest
by in the out hole December 24, 2007
Get the Red Turtle mug.Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.
by Lehry March 11, 2009
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