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scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing
by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019
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Trumpet sister solicitor

A man with a trumpet touching you sister
Stop touching to me the trumpet sister solicitor
by Popguy December 15, 2022
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Trumpet Butt

When someone farts.

It’s a polite way to highlight someone’s flatulence.
(Someone farts). “Calm down trumpet butt”
by Sapio Peach August 2, 2022
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trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.
by Camokt June 16, 2016
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Soggy Trumpet

Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner
It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet
by Maxpwr December 10, 2017
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lone trumpeter

Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.
I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.
by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021
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Trumpet

He's a trumpet, a mad rooter.
by Frank Farquhar March 30, 2023
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