kentucky torpedo

When a man shits in another man's asshole.

My dad always hates it when I give him the Kentucky torpedo.

by Your mom's tasty fupa June 26, 2017

Albedo Torpedo

A phrase used when oneshoting somebody in game League of Legends abused by famous streamer Simon Hofverberg known as Thebausffs.

BOOM! Albedo Torpedo yeasy :D

by Filip Esquire September 15, 2021

Dirty topsy

When you fuck an underage family member in the ass with a strap on then use the dildo as a spoon to feed your children with

I did a dirty Topsy last night

Mommy my bum hurts

by Dangerousfanny April 5, 2023

Torpedo

Peadophile

hey man i think that guy is a peado torpedo

by London_19 April 6, 2009

Topshit

Merchandise and items usually sold in Topshop

They're having a sale to get rid of the topshit.

by The_B December 28, 2007

Semen Torpedo

When a person, most often a girl, is shrunk in size, and swallowed by a man. The girl then must waits til the man ejaculates and then shoots out of his penis, soaring across the room.

Fuck i just had a Semen Torpedo last night

by damnthatbitchisugly January 23, 2009

topsoil

the love scene in recent times

the topsoil nowadays is getting shitty as we coup the goup my lopp uh nugga what

by wetdirt April 18, 2005