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TootsieRoller

Can be used in place of any word. In other words, it means anything and everything you want to it mean.

A TootsieNazi is basically someone who corrects what you said but replacing it with the word TootsieRoller. Usually they follow up with something along the lines of "Can you use Tootsie Grammar, please?"
Zealous Carpenter: "I'm a Carpenter!" :D

Depressive Meanie Head TootsieNazi: "You mean 'TootsieRoller a Carpenter.' Please learn basic Tootsie vocabulary before you talk again." >.>

Zealous Carpenter: "That too!" :D
by TootsieRoller June 5, 2011
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tootsie rolololz

the poop that you squeeze out of your penis after you get done buttfucking.
yo bitch, suck these tootsie rolololz out of my dick.
by dungeonmaster493 November 24, 2011
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tootsie boll

consists of a resin ball surrounded by a boll pack
by Ra$ Trent December 11, 2011
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Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.
Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."
by Gunner25 January 1, 2012
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Tootsen

A nickname for somebody who stinks, or smells really bad
Guy 1:ewwww do you smell that?
Guy 2 yeah i think its coming from that guy over there
Guy 1: hey TOOTSEN get some deoderant or something, you stink!
by The great stinker March 17, 2013
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tobps

Tired of Being Pregnant Syndrome
Usually starts around the 36th week of pregnancy--makes women start complaining about everything and imagining something is wrong with them. Makes them start creating numerous problems (=lies) to get their doctor to deliver their baby early. Also makes them show up to the labor and delivery unit frequently to see if anyone else will believe their shit. More common in people who are not paying for their health care, because those of us who have to actually PAY to go to the doctor and hospital can't afford that shit.
Doctor: so what's going on with the patient in exam-1?
Nurse: Just TOBPS
Doctor: it figures. This is the third time she's been here today.
by Labornurse July 5, 2014
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tootsie role

Art of taking a shat,blending it,and freezing it and inserting it the vagina and melting
Dude i tootsie role her lastnight
by Flipjack August 29, 2016
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