Toilet Porn

Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".

Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.

by CelticEagle May 24, 2019

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Toilet Varnish

A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.

after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...

i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"

by FNX August 30, 2005

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toilet teeth

When you wake up with a shit smell emitting from your mouth. Halitosis times ten!!!

Leila did you eat shit for dinner last night? You have a bad case of toilet teeth this morning.

by Todd918 December 25, 2007

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skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a popular meme across gen alpha which contains heads in toilets and flashlights up your ass

skibidi toilet is so cringe i would rather shove a flashlight up my ass than watch it

by gyattsmacker69 September 30, 2023

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Toilet song

A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.

#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?

#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔

#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑

Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!

😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂

#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂

by Tommy Didads March 23, 2019

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