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Caulk the toilet

The act of ejaculating in a woman (or man's) ass.
I'm taking that bitch home tonight, I think I need to Caulk the toilet!
by LaineyB October 19, 2009
mugGet the Caulk the toiletmug.

toilet ninja

A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.
Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?
by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009
mugGet the toilet ninjamug.

Toilet song

A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?

#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔

#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑

Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!

😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂

#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
by Tommy Didads March 22, 2019
mugGet the Toilet songmug.

take a toilet

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!
by mangusforeal June 18, 2006
mugGet the take a toiletmug.

Toilet Porn

Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".
Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.
by CelticEagle May 24, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Pornmug.

toilet gagger

A crap so big that it will not flush.
I went to use the can but there was a toilet gagger in there and could not plant my ass over it.
by Deer Head Joe August 28, 2009
mugGet the toilet gaggermug.

Toilet Jockey

Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"

Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
by Ashbk February 3, 2010
mugGet the Toilet Jockeymug.

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