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Toilet song

A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?

#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔

#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑

Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!

😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂

#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
by Tommy Didads March 22, 2019
mugGet the Toilet songmug.

toilet teeth

When you wake up with a shit smell emitting from your mouth. Halitosis times ten!!!
Leila did you eat shit for dinner last night? You have a bad case of toilet teeth this morning.
by Todd918 January 9, 2008
mugGet the toilet teethmug.

toilet literature

newspapers, national geographic any magazine is good for toilet literature
A: Man it's part of the ritual u gotta read some shit u don't care about to take a good shit
B: Word...

or

C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature
by Boojah3 July 23, 2011
mugGet the toilet literaturemug.

Caulk the toilet

The act of ejaculating in a woman (or man's) ass.
I'm taking that bitch home tonight, I think I need to Caulk the toilet!
by LaineyB October 19, 2009
mugGet the Caulk the toiletmug.

take a toilet

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!
by mangusforeal June 18, 2006
mugGet the take a toiletmug.

toilet gagger

A crap so big that it will not flush.
I went to use the can but there was a toilet gagger in there and could not plant my ass over it.
by Deer Head Joe August 28, 2009
mugGet the toilet gaggermug.

Toilet Trout

A slimey, yet solid shit that just slides out of your ass is a brown toilet trout. If you yave been eating a lot of Skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.
Good God allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the bastard didn't even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. I wish I shit that one myself.
by kingdaddyg December 2, 2010
mugGet the Toilet Troutmug.

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