by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009
Get the toilet ninjamug. A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?
#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔
#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑
Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!
😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂
#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔
#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑
Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!
😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂
#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
by Tommy Didads March 22, 2019
Get the Toilet songmug. by Todd918 January 9, 2008
Get the toilet teethmug. Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
by Ashbk February 3, 2010
Get the Toilet Jockeymug. A slimey, yet solid shit that just slides out of your ass is a brown toilet trout. If you yave been eating a lot of Skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.
Good God allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the bastard didn't even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. I wish I shit that one myself.
by kingdaddyg December 2, 2010
Get the Toilet Troutmug. Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".
Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.
by CelticEagle May 24, 2019
Get the Toilet Pornmug. A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.
after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...
i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"
i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"
by FNX September 11, 2005
Get the Toilet Varnishmug.