toaster

used to say something is bad, or ugly (like a toaster)

girl 1: ew, i hate your shoes.

girl 2: well, your face looks like a toaster!

by lindsaymayland February 17, 2008

toaster

a gun, tends to get hot, so when you see the toaster that mean you toast, also when your done, you put it in your jeans, tends to warm up your pants, toaster

yo this nigga pulled out his toaster n fired on this bitch that fucked wit him

by A-M-R-O June 21, 2005

Toaster

noun, adj.
A person who lets others use them badly. (ie. hookups)

Wow a chick that'll hookup with any guy is such a toaster.

by Minonemo96 November 14, 2010

Toaster Mage

Lazy communist person who loves pies and is suicidal to those who know him very well. He loves hacking random games and getting D-'s on report card thing. He does not have a Toaster either...o.o

Toaster Mage: My friend thinks you should draw another one.

Toaster Mage: in communist red

Toaster Mage: o.o

by Marth person who befriended toasty January 19, 2005

Toaster Mage

Part toaster, part mage, "magical creature"
doesn't know what he's doing and wreaks havoc on forums and message boards... beware.

mage "uh oh... here comes toaster mage again" Is the definition long enough yet?

by BanderaIVVI January 19, 2005

Toaster Mage

Toasty. A lazy lazy person. You can stalk him for 2 months and he will not notice. Yes, he is that oblivious. He keeps various odd things in his trenchcoat, such as a disc drive with a Linkin Park CD taped into it. Also very easy to kidnap.

"DAMN COMMUNIST!"
"SMITE!"
"You're the winner of the loser sweepstakes!"
"www.pieism.tk"

by Aimee February 4, 2005

Toaster Mage

1) The usage of question marks instead of periods; or the excessive use of trails in an irrelevant sentence; or even both.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.

"I am teh pieist?"
"Yo............"
"Fun times......?"

by Hybride February 19, 2005