Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.
Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!
by Nopenotadoctor February 07, 2025
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Toby Shaw

Toby Shaw is a big black man that loves flat Stan he bum raped him and then somehow nigga
Toby Shaw is gay
by Penis in ya bum November 22, 2021
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Ugly Toby

Ugly Toby. Toby is an ugly dog, which is not wonderful, mellow, sweet or kind hearted dog. Toby is Ugly, Rude, Furious every minute of the day, and bullies cats.

FACTS:
Ugly Toby also has a brother named Ugly Charlie. Ugly Charlie is very like Ugly Toby. Again, not wonderful, mellow, sweet or kind hearted dog. Bullies cats as well.
Toby has white, brown, and black fur.
Smells absolutely disgusting, like wet dog.
Girl 1: Uhm. Is that Ugly Toby?..
Girl 2: Along with Ugly Charlie?!

Boy 1 (DW): Ay Ladies! Those are my puppy dogs! Like ‘em? I take them to the Go-Kart-Track every Sunday!

Girl 1&2: EW! *runs away*
by Potbelly Pig November 09, 2022
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Toby Gore

Toby Gore is a hottie with a large pp
p1: woah did you see Tobygoremustdie's new post?

p2:yeah! Toby Gore is so cool!
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Toby Board

Doing a sexy milk chug
That man Toby Board that milk
by King Klub akaja April 22, 2021
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Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.
Jon Destroyed and $81,000 truck destroyed and $81,000 truck and got a raise from it.

Fred: That’s some Tobys Law shit right there.
by IamVGamer September 04, 2020
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Homeless Tobi

A word to describe a male who looks homeless, but actually is a rich man. By the way he dresses and acts, people will call him, “Homeless Tobi”
Person 1: “Oh look sheesh, it’s a homeless tobi...”
Person 2: “I am not!”
by TUESDAY RYAN April 15, 2021
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