Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.
I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.
by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014
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block tax

block tax is 50 dollars dawg
by Definition Block May 15, 2021
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Tax In Italian

When imposta sus ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Mario: Hey Luigi

Luigi: Yes Mario?
Mario: Translate Tax in Italian

Luigi:ok
Mario: Imposta SUS
Luigi: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ
by Babaooey 21 Sussy October 12, 2021
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Tax crazy

When someone gets a large tax return and beings blowing it or having a disregard for the price of anything.
Jenny got her tax return yesterday and shes already gone tax crazy, she just bought a new tv and is taking us out for drinks.
by Bughuul February 26, 2019
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Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way
"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass
by El Elemento May 30, 2015
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Tax Joe

Tax Joe has low T.
by Local Squirrel March 11, 2023
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turf tax

the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"
mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"
by daHERMINATOR September 11, 2010
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