1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
by reporter September 30, 2012
Get the weekend reportermug. Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Get the Weekend at Bernie’smug. I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.
by Shoresey January 19, 2021
Get the Hat Trick Weekendmug. Going out on your days off to enjoy your life instead of just getting spiritually crushed by your 9~5 dead end job.
by syddana June 4, 2016
Get the remedial weekendsmug. A person who lives a normal life on weekdays, but at the weekend gets so drunk that he/she forgets what happend to him (this whole act happens at home, lonely andwhile playing online games). The preferred beverage is usually beer.
by Fannyeater34 October 6, 2018
Get the Weekend Alcoholistmug. The weekend waver was one who was an average teen or twenty-something during the very early 80s who would punch up their mundane hair with goop and spray color to look "punk" or "new wave" at punk bars on the weekend. Often spotted in parachute pants and a Police t-shirt.
Who are those weekend wavers?
by Spreggy May 24, 2019
Get the weekend wavermug. A Weekend Junky is a person who would eat healthy food for most of the week, but when the weekend comes they eat nothing but junk food.
Like for weekdays their eating habits would be like a strict diet, while on the weekends they seem to toss that diet aside for just a couple of days then when Monday comes by again they are back on their diets.
Like for weekdays their eating habits would be like a strict diet, while on the weekends they seem to toss that diet aside for just a couple of days then when Monday comes by again they are back on their diets.
Tom: At work Veronica only eats vegetables, and cheese it is hard to believe she is a weekend junky.
by BKobayashi March 14, 2011
Get the Weekend Junkymug.