Jared

Usually a name given to a retard or a name u call a retard

Kam why did you burn the house down your a Jared

by Yes no many so September 20, 2019

Jared

The worst guy you’ll ever meet. He will break your heart if you ever fall in love with him. He’s rude as fuck so stay away from him

Jared is an asshole

by Jared’s ex September 3, 2019

Jared

a bitch... who thinks he’s cool but isn’t.

omg look at jared he deadass thinks he did something with that outfit. 🤢

by random_umm_person14737 March 5, 2020

Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety

This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.

by maniamoth September 16, 2022

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024

Jared

The biggest dick ever in the world. This guy will genuinely make you rethink your life. He is hot as fuck, he is nice, and he is very VERY smart. I would marry him if I had the chance. Jared C’s especially, those will really make your life what you want…

Move, its a Jared. Let him fuck your girlfriends.

by Hailey Stood September 4, 2022

2012 jared padalecki

a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki

the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have

sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.

by nutnButaGthang October 1, 2025