Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
Get the hog masturbatormug. Hog Heaven- When a person is in a situation or created circumstances which is beneficial to themselves, they are living in hog heaven!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
Jonathan doesn't work or pay rent, his girlfriend supports him, so he's living in hogs heaven!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
by I AM HOTEP! March 30, 2019
Get the Hog Heavenmug. by God damn it bobby January 15, 2018
Get the Hegged the hogmug. A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.
Wow - check out that guys hog humper!
Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!
Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!
Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013
Get the Hog humpermug. a wild animal that is known to invade houses, killing all animals, eating anything, raping fellow wildlife, and in some cases hunting down Indians. Feral hogs are also known enemies of polar bears, kangaroos, giraffes, and in some cases penguins and unicorns. Known allies big foot, yeti, and Texas walker ranger. Warning if you see a feral hog don't run stare it strait in the eye and go for a nut shot with your foot or hand. "foot works best"
by hoghimself July 27, 2010
Get the feral hogsmug. by Genius12 October 30, 2008
Get the Hog Pilemug. by madd doctor April 21, 2009
Get the fat hogmug.