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hog masturbator

A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.
Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
mugGet the hog masturbatormug.

Hog Heaven

Hog Heaven- When a person is in a situation or created circumstances which is beneficial to themselves, they are living in hog heaven!

Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
Jonathan doesn't work or pay rent, his girlfriend supports him, so he's living in hogs heaven!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!
by I AM HOTEP! March 30, 2019
mugGet the Hog Heavenmug.

Hegged the hog

Hegged the hog before I go over to Sarah’s place
by God damn it bobby January 15, 2018
mugGet the Hegged the hogmug.

Hog humper

A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.
Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013
mugGet the Hog humpermug.

feral hogs

a wild animal that is known to invade houses, killing all animals, eating anything, raping fellow wildlife, and in some cases hunting down Indians. Feral hogs are also known enemies of polar bears, kangaroos, giraffes, and in some cases penguins and unicorns. Known allies big foot, yeti, and Texas walker ranger. Warning if you see a feral hog don't run stare it strait in the eye and go for a nut shot with your foot or hand. "foot works best"
feral hogs, Manbearpig, Mrs. Clinton, wild child, George the monkey, and Ben Franklin.
by hoghimself July 27, 2010
mugGet the feral hogsmug.

Hog Pile

A group of people jumping on top of one another.
by Genius12 October 30, 2008
mugGet the Hog Pilemug.

fat hog

Which one of you fat hogs ate my damn pizza?!
by madd doctor April 21, 2009
mugGet the fat hogmug.

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