The inescapable cosmic principle that brings balance (read: disappointment) to life when things are going just a little TOO well for you.
I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
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Best western ever made. (Except for The Searchers starring John Wayne)
Best western ever made. (Except for The Searchers starring John Wayne)
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1. Almost everything on UrbanDictionary is sexually related in some way, so the goal is to guess how many definitions there are for a word.
2. The Wordmaster (typically the guy with the computer) searches for a word on UD. Before pressing enter, each player guesses how many sexually related definitions there will be.
3. Following The Price Is Right rules, the person who is closest without going over wins. This person then gets a point. Two people can place the same bet, but no more than once every three points.
4. In the event of a tie with two players, a sexual term is entered and the number of NONsexual definitions is guessed.
5. In the event of a tie between multiple players, the tie can be worked out by a round of rock paper scissors, shin kicking, or wiener fencing.
6. A bonus point is given if you guess the definition of a word before it is searched.
7. A headless goat is delivered to a male player if he is found to already know the number of definitions beforehand.
8. A point is deducted if all other players unanimously decide that another player's chosen word is downright gay, disgusting, or just stupid.
1. Almost everything on UrbanDictionary is sexually related in some way, so the goal is to guess how many definitions there are for a word.
2. The Wordmaster (typically the guy with the computer) searches for a word on UD. Before pressing enter, each player guesses how many sexually related definitions there will be.
3. Following The Price Is Right rules, the person who is closest without going over wins. This person then gets a point. Two people can place the same bet, but no more than once every three points.
4. In the event of a tie with two players, a sexual term is entered and the number of NONsexual definitions is guessed.
5. In the event of a tie between multiple players, the tie can be worked out by a round of rock paper scissors, shin kicking, or wiener fencing.
6. A bonus point is given if you guess the definition of a word before it is searched.
7. A headless goat is delivered to a male player if he is found to already know the number of definitions beforehand.
8. A point is deducted if all other players unanimously decide that another player's chosen word is downright gay, disgusting, or just stupid.
Two guys playing The UrbanDictionary Game
Steve: Okay okay... ummmmm donkeypunch
*Bill types in donkeypunch*
Bill: Umm... six references.
Steve: I'm gonna go with four.
*Bill presses enter*
Both: What the fuck???!??
Steve then loses a point.
Steve: Okay okay... ummmmm donkeypunch
*Bill types in donkeypunch*
Bill: Umm... six references.
Steve: I'm gonna go with four.
*Bill presses enter*
Both: What the fuck???!??
Steve then loses a point.
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Gay guy 1: I said freaky not fucking disgusting.
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