Tits on a chicken

Completely worthless, useless.

As useless as tits on a chicken.

by clahck June 17, 2010

Tit Picnic

The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.

Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!

I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.

by imaniv6 February 28, 2011

Tatertot Tits

Tatertot Tits are defined as tits that are the average size of a tatertot.

Tits that have a strikingly similar resemblance to tatertots. Which is known as Tatertot Tits.

by Omg_savey July 12, 2016

Tit Factor

The power girl gamers possess to get ahead in a game by simply being FEMALE, usually seen in MMORPGs.

Foxi: Lolerz! Crusher just gave me 50g and a new sword because I called him honey

Bambi: Tit factor ftw w00t

by allrightynow January 17, 2008

tit for brains

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.

Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.

by Anony_mouse_776 November 29, 2010

tit-whipped

A state, usually experienced by straight males, of being so totally engrossed in the contemplation of a lady's rather fine breasts that you don't realise that you've been completely taken advantage of. Usually results in a man's total compliance and agreement to anything.
A word-relative of pussywhipped.

"Why on earth did you agree to drive her all the way home?"
"Well, to be honest mate, I was completely tit-whipped at that point and would have said 'yes' to anything..."

by Francesca G August 19, 2007

Tits Mcgee

A nickname for a woman with good sized boobs.

Two guys see a woman on her daily jog. One of them shouts "Hey, Tits Mcgee why don't you come by later?"

In response the woman says "In your dreams." and ignores them.

by Cherished August 13, 2006