It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
by deepspace10 June 30, 2019
Get the Rectal Russian Roulettemug. A sexual act only possible by people named jimmy when he inserts his Jon into a piping hot Philly cheesesteak in the jimmyjons bathroom. (A popular American North Eastern sandwich joint).
Jimmy 1:Hey I’m going to jimmyjons to play jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette.
Jimmy 2: Good luck; I gave my cock 3rd degree burns last week when I did that
Jimmy 2: Good luck; I gave my cock 3rd degree burns last week when I did that
by Thebiggestboce November 2, 2023
Get the jimmyjons cheesesteak roulettemug. When a woman can't make up her mind on what sperm donor to use, or if she likes to live dangerously. She uses multiple donors at the same time and attempts to have a child.
Guy1- "Did you hear about Jenny? She can't make up her mind."
Guy2- "She should just play sperm donor roulette."
Guy2- "She should just play sperm donor roulette."
by Upsidedownfishing October 11, 2014
Get the sperm donor roulettemug. When you shuffle your 'liked songs' playlist on Spotify, which includes all of the songs you've ever liked. Chances are there's some pretty cringe shit in there you don't want your friends to hear.
Brody: I played some liked song roulette in the car yesterday with the boys, and now they all know I'm a secret K-pop stan
Tom: Yikes
Tom: Yikes
by drzech August 13, 2022
Get the Liked Song Roulettemug. A game you play where you go to a parking lot, and climb in the back of a pickup truck and just see where it takes you.
"I had to go pick up George and Jason in Wichita yesterday. Apparently they were playing Pickup Truck Roulette and everything went wrong."
by Libbuhtayy June 4, 2014
Get the Pickup Truck Roulettemug. A partner/ handjob giver rubs jalapeños on one hand and lube on the other without telling the handjob receiver. The receiver then chooses a hand and receives a handjob with chosen hand either receiving a nice lubed handjob or a fiery, painful rub and tug
1."dude she offered me a Mexican Handjob Roulette. i chose the lube hand thank god, it felt amazing."
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"
by fire dog dog July 21, 2015
Get the Mexican Handjob Roulettemug. wake up in the morning dying for a piss hold it in a beat one off at the point of ejaculation relax and see what comes out.
by swampy55 August 14, 2008
Get the wet dream roulettemug.