bat pole

The barrier between being completely erect and being soft. It hangs like a bat does between your legs and is somewhat hard - Bat Pole

Jesus did you see how hot Martha was last night? No man she wasnt to hot she just gave me a bat pole.

by austin H June 25, 2008

pole cat

A girl that pole dances

"Man that girl is a pole cat!"

by Gin C February 27, 2008

pole vaulter

a lazy ass person who works out for 20 minutes and then is done. Also someone who sleeps their days away then wakes up to only eat then sleep again.

X: Ok man, I'm going to do my workout.
Y: See you.
20 minutes later...
Y: Did you forget something?
X: No, I'm done.
Y: Oh, you're such a pole vaulter.

I barely worked out at practice today, god i feel like such a pole vaulter.

by iluvballz80 January 19, 2011

totem pole

to give it up the ass. anal.

kaylob totem poled kayla all through the night, she later told amanda propaganda about the happening.

by kayla magz chaff. January 7, 2008

North Pole

When your dick freezes in the middle of sex.

I had a North Pole last night, never have sex in the snow.

by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016

Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016

pole dancing

A ritual that has been done for thousands of years by people called charles in which they pole dance in front of gay men.

Wow look at charles go!

by hamster freedom fighter February 8, 2004