Pokemon

A bunch of 10 year old kids capturing innocent animals with magic powers and forcing them to fight each other

ANIMAL ABUSE against Pokemon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aslo PIKACHU UUUUUUUSE LIIIGHTNING BOLT

by BOB>com November 29, 2018

Pokemon

You can get one when you turn 10, from a Professor in your nearest lab. Professor will only give you three choices though.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.

Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.

Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...

by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022

Pokemon Killer

When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun

Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!

by Bosnian artillery April 6, 2021

Pokemon GO

A game where you throw pointless balls at animals. Many times this game gets you in jail or killed

Okay I found this Mewtwo on the tracks in Pokemon GO! Lets catch it! *gets hit by train*

by UltraEnergyFlows September 2, 2018

Pokemon

Diagnosing Kids with Autism Without Fail Since 1996

This dude Jeffery was unable to be social at all, only able to talk about and be approached by one thing and one thing only: Pokemon. Dude could name every creature and every aspect about them but when it came to literally anything else he was radio silent or extremely defensive to himself.

by Goatsecx luver April 19, 2025

Pokemon

It's basically is a creature like pikachu eevee new mewtwo ditto etc

Ash:pikachu I choose you
Pikachu:can't you just use other pokemon
Ash:uhm maybe I'll try

by Asthetic_teddy September 3, 2021

Pokemon

An awesome game using strategy to defeat, and best Pokémon Trainer you can be. It uses creatures based on animals with special abilties. The objective in most Pokémon games is to strive to the strongest trainer, defeat the Gym Leader, Defeat the Elite 4, Defeat the Champion, (this making you the champion) and finally Complete the Pokedex (a machine records Pokémon information.) Also consists of many Generations of Pokemon!

"Today I will every Pokemon!"

by YT-NarutoKakashi March 2, 2017