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Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.
That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life
by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021
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chonky loaf

when a dog -( most likey the corgi)- has a big floofy butt :)
they are very wholesome and happy doggos that everybody is envious of.
"damnnnn look at that chonky loaf! It's so thicck!!"
"Everybody says my dog is a chonky loaf"
"did you hear?! Tyreshia has a smaller butt than her corgi!"
by chunksofmeat69 April 8, 2020
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Loaf

When someone or something is really bad.
That party was loaf af.
Those shoes are loaf.
by anad dna aiag January 31, 2019
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Loaf Gang

An awesome group of dank people in discord, seen as some of the most lit people in this universe.
Do you know “loaf god bootyratchik”? Hes so cool, hes the leader of loaf gang.
Ava is a thot, she is never good enough for loaf gang.
by loaf god bootyratchik December 5, 2017
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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Loafs Loyalists Hangout

THE BEST SERVER ON EARTH ISTG THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SO HELPFUL AND KIND
i love them all so much and im always so happy to talk with everyone there
thank you :)
person idk: hey dude have you heard of Loafs Loyalists Hangout
someone: yeah i have its the best server ever! the owners and mods are super nice and funny!
person idk: they are so amazing
by stab i think July 29, 2021
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Bedside loaf

Dude I really enjoyed that band!

Nah man, that was a bedside loaf
by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020
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