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billy lad

English for...
1. a horrible, skeffing, mank, who rekons they are the shit, when in actual fact they are nothing more than just a peice of shit.

2.a male charver (or chav as you southerners might say)

3.a way to greet male or butch females in a friendly manner (as long as they are your mates, if not prepare to be pounded on)
1. you are a fucking rank billy lad mate!

2. ere mate look at the billy lad ower there with his fuckin tinnies! why aye man!

3. areet billy lad, long time nee see. you areet like hew?
by tweaked October 1, 2007
mugGet the billy ladmug.

lad

Gary is such a lad. He grabbed three girls' titties and got so drunk he shat himself again.
by tommytwelvetits May 21, 2016
mugGet the ladmug.

biro lad

when in the library at university you observe someone who goes through an entire biro pen in 13 hours. True lad.
Dude did you see that biro lad? He's on biro number 2 and its only 8pm!
by cheeky charlie 18 January 17, 2011
mugGet the biro ladmug.

Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
mugGet the Ivan (absolute lad)mug.

premuim lad

a premuim lad carries the same characteristics of a normal lad but is much more fresher and includes metro features.
They are often seen in polos, bum bags, chinos, maxies, tns, converse

they may look like trouble but are less harmful than normal lads.
look at that premuim lad, looks so much better than those scumy dirty lads
by thecaptainkrunk May 11, 2013
mugGet the premuim ladmug.

doing lad

yo doing lad how you been
by Freddyfrog511 July 28, 2022
mugGet the doing ladmug.

'made a lad'

To be 'made a lad of' , or to have a 'lad made out of him'. Originally conceived as an intellectual concept concerning the relationship (sexual or non-sexual) between a 'daddylad' and his 'lad' aboard a certain Royal Navy T class submarine in the early 2000's.
Sailor A: <sniggers> Sticky's gone to shake his lad early again shippers

Sailor B: <chuckles> yeah, he's certainly 'made a lad' out of Gooch. That's the third sexy shake he's learned him with in as many off-watches.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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