God

A fictional man who people give credit to way to often.

Man I just trained for 19 years and finally won my gold metal in gymnastics, thank you god.

by littlepickleman January 2, 2021

God

The best player of hide and seek in the entire universe.

Where is God?? There is no evidence of its existence

by Motherffatman September 7, 2018

God

A bitch ass hoe who can do whatever the fuck he wants.

God ate my fucking sandwich.

by ThisLittleMutherFakker November 15, 2018

God

A woman watching above the clouds. Some claim it’s Beyoncé.

God is watching, give her a good show.

by sadvalem October 2, 2018

On god

Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.

“On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”

“He really said that?” “On god.”

by -Willowpop09- June 4, 2022

God

The designer of life simulation

God is good,
God is great,
God is goOo0d
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

God

(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.

God is the ruler of everything in Christian beliefs

by Left_hand_on_chad October 9, 2019