Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended

Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again

by curlyhairedman August 25, 2011

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Ahmuddi time

An epoch during which one finds themselves in possession of what can only be described as an hour of resplendent magnificence.

Last night's party was amazing! We danced, laughed, and had a real Ahmuddi time.

by PrimeApes Inc. August 21, 2023

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Time Pit

Something that absorbs a significant amount of time but offers little-to-no benefit.

MMORPGs are time pits. Due to them millions of people spend countless hours online building up worthless, meaningless avatars. Why don't MMORPG gamers do something more productive (like anything, for example) with their time?

I can't get anything done anymore because my girlfriend Molly keeps calling me to tell me long-winded, pointless stories about the most inconsequential details of her life. She is a time pit.

by larryjr June 13, 2010

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Kuigi time

A time to fuck and get high

yo its kuigi time,so who has the hoes n kush?

by Wikid Sik Likwid May 7, 2008

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Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

by CactusBill December 17, 2011

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