Plainview Texas

A town where there are about three trees and is super boring and plain. All the people that stay here do not plan on leaving because this is a dead end town. Most females biggest achievement is becoming a teen mom, and a lot of them get around more than the flu.

That girl Kassandra is definitely from Plainview, Texas.

Plainview,Texas is a slutty town.

Before you meet a girl make sure she isn’t from Plainview Texas.

by Blaze4000 May 2, 2018

Totally Texas

What Norwegians use to describe something that is crazy.

That is so totally texas!

by Total Texan May 7, 2018

texas blackbird

Noun -

When you're working in a wind turbine and you have to take a shit, you shit in a black trash bag. Then you throw it off the tower.

Look how far that Texas Blackbird flew when I threw it off the tower.

by Ordam September 15, 2016

Texas Strangler

Rub your nuts on ones face while holding your dick

I gave him the Texas Strangler!

by Nuke_Vex January 22, 2020

Texas nachos

A plate of Fritos that has been coated by a blast of diarrhea. Originated in the Dallas/Fort Worth area as a practical joke -- "Hey, want to come over to my place for some nachos?" -- and has now become a generic term for unappetizing food or a bad situation in general.

"That sounds about as appealing as a tray of Texas nachos."

by Hilarion October 11, 2020

Texas Right

When a person in the left lane cuts across the right lane to dart in to the exit or turn lane. This typically happens on the highway.

I hate it when people cut me off to make a Texas Right!

by Abia July 12, 2011

Texas Breeze

When a hairdryer is used to air out the crotch, by pointing the hairdryer down the pants.

“Man that sauna was hot! It’s time for some Texas Breeze!

by Southern Jelly April 16, 2023