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Don't ask, Don't tell

A phrase often used when you've done something wrong or something that can land you in deep trouble.
Example 1-
Billy: Hey, did you tell your mom about sneaking out and banging Jessica last night?

Bob- Nahh. I live by the Don't ask, Don't tell rule!

Example 2-
Guy 1: What's your dad gonna do once he finds out you totally flunked the test?

Guy 2: Don't ask, Don't tell.
by BobsMyMan July 20, 2010
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telekinesis

"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976
Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!
by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008
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telepoo

To talk on the phone while taking a crap. Especially bad if in a public restroom. (verb)

Can be intended as an insult or a sign of disrespect.
Dude, I am telepooing you right now. (While talking on cell phone)
by M T T September 26, 2007
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Parents Television Council

Lazy parents that are unable to parent their children, due to severe brain damage. They feel that they shouldn't have to parent their children, and when they give their children access to anything they don't want their kids to see, they feel that it is not their own fault for enabling the child to see the questionable content, but the entertainment industry for "corrupting" their "innocent" children's minds. They are also very naive, thinking that because they don't want their kids to see it, nobody should be allowed to. They are typically too busy bathing in their own stupidity, or arguing about something else that "corrupts" their children at a PTA meeting, to actually monitor what their kids do, so they try to force others to do it for them, by stripping the rights of everyone else.
Typical Parents Television Council supporter

"It's not MY job to parent my kids, that's the entertainment industry and the governments job!"

"How dare those evil corporations show something I don't want my kids to watch!"

"What? Did you just say parent your children? That's absurd! Why would I take care of my kids anyways? That's what the TV's for, right?"
by Da Cawtz March 16, 2014
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piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.
by fuguez September 26, 2009
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Telvin

Man , your such a telvin .
by kendricklamarismyhusband January 7, 2013
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teletubies

Weird ass things that where little coloful suits and have no penis. The dumass show started a while back and was designed more for stoned people than little kids
(high) holy shit man look at what they're doin to that vaccum! thats awesome

Other guy: gimme another hit!
by some stupid F'ing retard June 6, 2005
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