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TEDS

Trump and Elon Derangement Syndrome (TEDS) refers to an informal, hyperbolic term used to describe an intense, often irrational aversion or obsession with former U.S. President Donald Trump and entrepreneur Elon Musk.

Symptoms might include:

• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.

• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.

• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.

• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.

Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
“It looks like somebody is suffering from TEDS over there!”
by HighlyCaffeinated February 17, 2025
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Ted

Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".
"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."
by teds secret lover February 24, 2025
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Ted Paul

Ted Paul is the person who loves Clarisse the most. Clarisse appreciates everything that Ted Paul does to her. He is the love of her life. Clarisse will always include Ted Paul in her future.
1. Ted Paul is the name of Clarisse's first love.
by jcgmcgcjplma June 2, 2024
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Ted Cruz hire

(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.
Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.
by arf79 June 6, 2024
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Ted Chad

Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.

Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.
Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe
by GOOKBOIS June 24, 2024
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Ted Nugent

When you have sex with a hot underage girl (jailbait) on a county fair stage while wearing camo and a Republican pin. At the same time, you're choaking her (stranglehold) and breathing in the scent of her wet panties on your face, i.e. "wango tango."
Dude, did you see that guy giving that high school chick the Ted Nugent last night? It almost makes me want to vote for the fucktard.
by PubeMafia11 July 1, 2024
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Ted

More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"
"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"
by HammyShoe July 8, 2024
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