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TeaBag

1. A small paper bag used to dispurse tea flavoring throughout a boiling pot of water.

2.To run your nutsack across an unsuspecting victim's face
1."Honey, when the water starts to boil, throw in a teabag"

2."When Joey fell today, I got him so bad with a major teabag"
by DoucewaffleMckuntnugget May 30, 2009
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A method of birth control. This is when a man inserts his "sack" into hot water of a bathtub for at least a minute. This effectively kills all the sperms inside (as they only live under a very strict temperature range). The man then proceeds with intercourse not having to worry about getting the woman pregnant.
John's girlfriend asked John if he could please get her pregnant. John didn't want to be a father, so he told his girlfriend "yes" but made sure to teabag himself without letting his girlfriend know prior to intercourse.
by Dalios March 13, 2011
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Its basically humiliation of a fellow player you just killed in a first person shooter. Such as COD Black Ops.
lol.. Big Daddy is teabagging Shady.
by x1xBig Daddyx1x April 12, 2011
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Extreme teabagging

The act of placing ones testicles, balls, scrotum etc. in the mouth of someone who is asleep and snoring, as the person is in mid snore with mouth open you try drop your testicles into the mouth and out again before mouth shuts around your testicles, causing injury.
Dude, that was extreme teabagging on your sleeping girlfriend
by Scouse26 November 30, 2010
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I am thirsty. Oh, why Santosh could help you out with that! Right, Teabag?
by solar3 July 18, 2009
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To slap your ballsack against the head of a bald man.
See that bald guy over there? He's just waiting to be teabagged.
by Van Damsel April 21, 2008
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to leave a teabag in the form of a tip
i've been teabagging so many waitresses lately.
by dragon777 November 23, 2009
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