Tactical Retardery

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.
Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)
by musket 193 January 28, 2024
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Tactical Nap

A tactical nap is where one needs a brief sleep in order to go mad on the sesh at night.
"Oh god aye, gonna go for a wee tactical nap so I can go pure mad on the sesh later tonight."
by crowoffaith January 01, 2018
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Tactical tjunder

When you feel drunk, but it is too early to go home. So you go the toilet and throw up, and then you feel a lot better
guy 1 "im going for a tactical tjunder"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"
by Flexsis November 20, 2011
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Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.
Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.
by Witch man July 16, 2022
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Tactical Lunchable

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."
by El Chapi April 22, 2020
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quick tactical

When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.
"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."
by Jake C March 04, 2014
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Tactical Fuck

Participating in sexual intercourse in a discrete manner, usually in an active combat zone
My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight
by Sleemron September 18, 2021
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