Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018

Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.

Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties

by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018

Snack Titties

The pillowy breasts of a soft, out of shape,overweight military male aged 18-25 years old. Most often found laying on his bunk (shirtless, trousers unbuttoned for relief) snacking on chips and candy watching Anime on You Tube. Re: SnacktivitySnacktive

Private Deyreal's increased snacktivity has gained him some real sweet SNACK TITTIES. That bitch better find a treadmill or he'll be chaptered out.

by FITOLDFK April 28, 2019

titty split

A mountain of ice cream in between a woman's breasts

Did you hear Becky let her man have a titty split?

by flare 090 August 30, 2020

titty tumbler

A.k.a. Motor boating.

gave that chick the old titty tumbler last night

by kstan34 August 10, 2010

Titty Bream

A pond dwelling sunfish so flat and large you have to press it up against your chest to get the hook out.

Jeff caught himself a stringer full of Titty Bream on the pond tis morning.

by Harry Biggerstaff January 5, 2020

Titty cums

The act of ejaculating multiple times on a females breasts to cover the entire chest and making the breast appear larger then they originally are due to the amount of semen on the female.

Female 1: "yeah girl he titty cums on me- girl I was so scared coz I thought the nigga was gonna die or som shitt"

Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"

by Doc. DJ DICK February 8, 2017