tit for brains

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.

Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.

by Anony_mouse_776 November 29, 2010

tit-whipped

A state, usually experienced by straight males, of being so totally engrossed in the contemplation of a lady's rather fine breasts that you don't realise that you've been completely taken advantage of. Usually results in a man's total compliance and agreement to anything.
A word-relative of pussywhipped.

"Why on earth did you agree to drive her all the way home?"
"Well, to be honest mate, I was completely tit-whipped at that point and would have said 'yes' to anything..."

by Francesca G August 19, 2007

tofu tits

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.

Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014

Tits to the core

Something super awesome or super terrible. Next level of hardcore. More intense than tits.

Man, did you see that show last night? Yeah it was tits to the core.

Her hair looks like a poodle shit on her head. It's totally tits to the core.

by Jaundice Jen September 8, 2010

Frisbee Tits

Breasts that are round yet flat, so much so, you could rip them off a woman's, and in some rare cases a man's, chest and fling them in the air like a frisbee.

Person 1: Yo, you see that chick over there?
Person 2: Yeah, Yoana S?
Person 1: Yup. She's got some frisbee tits. Don't mess with those.

by Dave Grey 14 June 1, 2014

Tits on a chicken

Completely worthless, useless.

As useless as tits on a chicken.

by clahck June 17, 2010

Tits Mcgee

A nickname for a woman with good sized boobs.

Two guys see a woman on her daily jog. One of them shouts "Hey, Tits Mcgee why don't you come by later?"

In response the woman says "In your dreams." and ignores them.

by Cherished August 13, 2006