Bean monkey

A pejorative term for a Mexican man, or woman. Mexican people "stereotypically"implement a lot of beans in their diets, hence the insult bean monkey.

Esteban really be chewing on those corn tortillas. What a fucking bean monkey.

by [444] July 4, 2021

Monkey Hangers

Name given to people from the town of Hartlepool in the North East of England. The reason being during the Napoleonic Wars (around the 1800s) a monkey washed up on the beach at Hartlepool. The unfortunate primate was tried and executed because the locals thought it was French. This is referred to with some misplaced pride now as the town's football club's mascot is called H'Angus the Monkey.

"Hey, did you hear those Monkey Hangers elected their football mascot as their mayor?"

"Well, that's what happens when you live on the wrong side of the Pennines."

by The_Strut November 25, 2004

monkey dish

In cafeterias and dining halls: a small bowl for serving side dishes such as vegetables or fruit.

"Yo, Dave! Get some more monkey dishes for the peas. We're almost out of 'em!"

by Landsky September 29, 2008

get the monkey

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."

Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.

by Jackonrad April 4, 2009

chunky monkey

a chunky money is a firearm most likely referring to a 38. special.

a nigga im finna go do a drill pass the chunky monkey on hood

by anonymous December 23, 2021

Monkey Cut

The elementary school practice of, rather than "cutting" (or skipping) someone in line, taking the spot behind him, thereby allowing you to save time in the line while not inconveniencing the person already in line. However, this has the side effect of
confusing and angering everyone else in the line. It is unknown who thought this would ever be a good idea, or who gave anyone the power to let people skip everyone behind them.

"Hey, can I cut you?"
"WHAT?"
"No, sorry, I meant skip."
"Why'd you say cut?"
"I thought...whatever. Can I skip you?"
"No! I've earned my space in this line. I've been here for 30 minutes."
"Cmooooon"
"ugh. Look. You can monkey cut me. But you're gonna piss everyone else off."
"Sweet"

by ChanDan March 26, 2013

yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.

Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.

by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011