Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.

If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.

by mdotpreis March 27, 2015

Cream Eagle

When you are penetrating your loved one then jump in the air spread eagle and cum on them.

Do you want to cream eagle tonight?

by Firedragonroar March 7, 2019

Shield Of Creams

A more fun way of saying Condom.

Shield of Creams: Oh know, My shield of creams just broke!

by condoms4all May 29, 2009

wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

by taking a joe September 11, 2016

Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream

I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021

Cream Cry

The act of giving your partner a facial and your semen lands in their eye leading to irritation and uncontrollable teary eyes mixed with the semen.

I gave my girl a Cream Cry last night

by JetTurbo November 29, 2021

Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.

Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"

by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018